Author: Anorrack
Joined: mid-2018
Occupation: Undergraduate in Astrophysics
Fun Fact: Certified to drive a forklift in the state of Alaska.
Biography: Got drawn into the site by reading and doing some of the contests. I started to drift away from the site, but talking to a couple people made me stay. I still lurk on the site here and there, and post an article once in a blue moon. Have a look at my catalog and see what you like :).
Living Will: In the case of my disappearance or unfortunate demise, my articles are to be auctioned off, with the minimum bid being five cents. If the articles cannot be auctioned off, the items are to be given to charity, preferably to one that treats those afflicted with writer's block. If no charity exists, then I dunno, throw em in the river or something.
SCP-8235- Magic, Unchained
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Special Containment Procedures: All existing theories are being reevaluated… Description: SCP-8000 is colloquially known as magic.
SCP-7890- M.T.F. S.O.L., S.N.A.F.U.
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…the Puebla Cartel has developed a bespoke manufacturing process taking advantage of the inherently large EVE output of human sacrifice (utilizing enhanced Nordic pagan rituals) as a crude replacement.
SCP-6756- DUMP YOUR PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
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Every three months, SCP-6756 should be transported to the Gulf of Mexico and seeded into the Gulf Stream via the SCPS Feisty Frolic, maintaining current particulate density in the North Atlantic Gyre.
SCP-5859- The PENTAGRAM Papers
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Engine induced to think of the intricacies of Marxism and Leninism… Subject rendered comatose.
SCP-5567- Poorly Loved, Poorly Lived
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"Could feel ink dripping from my back, the car almost falling apart from the weight of an animator's pencil pressing against it. I didn't feel… finished."
SCP-5350- Oculoma
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Symptoms can include fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue, vomiting, diarrhea, upset stomach, eyes present on the mouth and tongue, bloated stomach or scopaesthesia (the feeling of someone watching you).
SCP-5116- The Art of the Deal with the Devil
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You have been chosen to defend Arcadia.
SCP-4641- Get a Clue
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Game Lost. Two weeks later, Jeanine Oswalt was strangled to death by her ex-boyfriend.
SCP-4724- Making a New Life
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After several instances left the property… local ranchers and veterinarians went to the farm, where they intercepted, baptized, and euthanized new instances as they emerged.
SCP-4110- The Ultimate Cosplay
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SPOOK your friends, SCARE your relatives, and make your neighbors SHRIEK with fright with this exciting creation brought to you by the people at Dr. Wondertainment & Co. Dr. Wondertainment's Wonder-Costumes™!
SCP-3946- Amphitrite's Curse, Scylla's Wrath
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"In those dark waters the most beautiful song was ringing out across the depths, in a language unrecognizable to the ear, but yet filled with grief and loss."
UIU File: 2003-112 (OPERATION: PANDORA)
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Representatives of Golemancy United, proprietary owners of the construct, have fervently denied publicly any and all allegations of the tampering of their products, excepting acts of Divine Will.
UIU File: 2024-092 (The SAINT SEBASTIAN SLASHER)
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The tentacle led to a puncture wound in his abdomen, ultimately connected to a small, plastic object buried in his chest cavity that resembled a child's toy boat covered in tumors.
Herman Fuller Presents: The Candified Cat
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ONE NIGHT ONLY, ONLY ONE CHANCE TO FEAST YOUR EYES AND YOUR STOMACH ON OUR RARE CENTRAL AMERICAN CANDIFIED CAT.
UIU Case File 1970-034 "A Whale of a Time"
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Capabilities: Production of explosive liquid, mostly ceased after immolation.
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If Otis is scared by something (which happens a lot), everything around him will fall asleep, quick as a match.
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"Dead Men Tell No Tales" is an old adage, which means killing a person is an easy way to prevent them from leaking secrets to other people. For a necromancer, however, the saying doesn't hold water. So who, exactly, kidnapped the governor?
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The hand that western lawman Wild Bill had when he was killed over a game of poker, consisting of two pairs of black aces and black eights. Considered bad luck by the superstitious, and a portent of things to come. Will Quinn Law shake off her bad luck, or we she stumble into more trouble?
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A type of switch that only activates once the user is killed, incapacitated, or knocked unconscious. Useful for bombs, traps, or for when a UIU agent wakes up something that shouldn't have been touched. When will Quinn's bad luck run out?
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Two men can keep a secret, if one of them is dead. What is hidden in this secret government facility? What mysteries will Quinn Law uncover? And when will she be able to finally rest?
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Fortunate One
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A British platoon is stuck in the Burmese Jungle. Will the enemy kill them first, or will the monsters underground?
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Behind enemy lines in the Pacific. A resurrection ritual gone awry. Forget the others, can Kiran save himself?
The Ranger, the Draugr, and the Wyrmling
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Two Finnish rangers relax and enjoy each others company on the longest night of the year. But what's that knocking on the cabin door?
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A Parawatch forum member describes his trip to Alaska, and his alien encounter with the Northern Lights.
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The American Coast Guard battles the weather, the ocean, and the nuclear-powered whales in the freezing Bering Sea.
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The heist was supposed to be foolproof. The plan was perfect. But some people just don't stick to the scripts they're given.
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A demon on the loose, a necromancer in Arkansas, and a story waiting to be born. Love is in the air, tinged with the scent of brimstone.
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A man takes the night shift at the morgue on Halloween night. But what is that tapping, that inconstant, arrhythmic tapping, coming from deeper inside the building?
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A member of a criminal organization has been captured by the Foundation. Will he give up his secrets, or will he hold fast until he crumples into insanity?