MIND CONTROL HELMET NOTES
by eric
Attach wires to the inside of helmet
Put glitter glue on helmet’s insides
Put in microwave, press 5 button twice (dont press 4 button by accident)
Cool off with ice from fridge
Did this twice but then mom got mad at me because I ran out of bike helmets, how to get more?
dear journal, yesterday a weird guy talked to me online about the helmets
I dont know why their more helmets i only made two. He said he wanted to make more
friends and i think it’s good to make friends so I decided i would help him but i don’t know
if I did the right thing journal. charles says you cant go wrong with helping people.
He also wanted the raygun. i thought I didnt tell anyone about it. Had to ask eskimo for
the raygun back
that raygun was important to me and I gave it to him to help. i hope I get it back
I know not everyone you meet is to trust but he did want friends
he could have asked, i woulda been his friend
good night journal
dear journal, Eskimo told me that i shouldntve given him the raygun
I told Eskimo that he was wrong because he was just a stuffed animal that didnt know
anything about real people. Then he started crying and now hes not talking to me
Sometimes I wish i had more friends, not just the stuffed animals and mom because the
stuffed animals are boring and moms always at work
Notes about animal speech collar
get Jelly's collar
Get speech box from old teddy bear he wont mind its for a good cause
Watch animal videos
Look up dog actions like tail wagging and tongue out
now I have a magic collar
now Jelly can understand me
and I can tell her about whats going on
she'll listen she's a good dog
keeps talking about a dog in asteroid belt theough
dear journal, today I got on the computer and logged into the hacker forum.
Everyone there is so much cooler than me. They all have cooler toys and can do cooler
things. They know me and they say hi to me but they arent really my friends.
I asked one of them how they made friends and they told me that they made friends
online. I dont want online friends thouh I want ones that I can see.
Friend Maker ray gun
Put earthworm Jim into spa to get friend sauce
Need raygun, charles let me borrow his
Go online to ask for secret formula, slenderbae says to delete system32
Take blender, mix them in with friend sauce
Used friend raygun on the lightswitch, now he wants to be friend! no he doesnt hes lying
I’m letting Eskimo make decisions about the raygun, no more mistakes, I cant take it
anymore
Eskimo says there were warning signs
That putting the raygun in the mail box for fake friend was a bad idea
How did fake friend got get my address?
I didnt think through this much
hey journal, why am I so nervous? I feel like somethings wrong
mom keeps talking about the news. People are getting really sick and they
cant think anymore. She was really scared about it and doesnt know what to do
Its kinda like what happened with the raygun, but it isnt a germ
So journal ive been going through forums and talking
I was on this one talking about a weird video with a guy with a hoodie
And some guys said they knew that guy
and they mentioned my helmets and raygun
That he used them
he didnt ask me
thats not fair
i'm gonna talk to him
i got his address so that should scare him
JERK
I was watching the news again, and they said that theres 4000 people whove died because
of the jerk
and Me
Hey journal
mom noticed i’ve been acting different lately
I dont wanna make her mad with my problems but I messed up big time
I wish I had Calculator
I dont remember where I left him but he always helped me make decisions
but i haven't talked to Jon yet
there is still time for things to work out
hes still a JERK though
He didn't listen to me
i cant stop him
hes too big
Im calling the police
journal, the jerk man wasnt online today, so I think he got arrested by the police. i wonder
what happened to the ray gun? I hope nobody found it
I was thinking, why did he do that? why did he have to be a jerk?
I tried to go on the forum but it wasnt there. I typed the name into google but i couldnt
find it, and it wasnt even in the bookmarks folder
i miss those friends
Some police people came to my house today. Mom was talking to them and they said
that they saw someone going on an illegal website
was the hacker site illegal? i didnt know I was breaking the law I was just having fun
Anyways now we dont have any internet and my moms mad at me. the stuffed animals
wont talk to me either.
I want to go back to school,
I want to make friends.
