WHEN YOU HAVE THE WILL, DON'T SAY NEVER! JUST LEAVE THOSE THOUGHTS!
Thanks for reading, pal!
Started writing this 3 Apr 2020.
I came up with this idea half-asleep. It's heavily inspired by the SCPs that I read in my dreams, which usually end up being really format-screwy cause of dream logic. Think of this as if you were dreaming of a bizarre cartoonish version of The SCP Foundation universe, and this was the obligatory virtual reality episode.
Sometimes, when I fall asleep, I have dreams where I am reading the SCP Wiki. They're usually really odd dreams, and when I'm reading, the SCPs are usually really weird and don't seem to have much of a motive. I remember one dream I was having where I was reading an article about evil muppets that attacked people just cause they wanted to. The image was a blurry muppet running at the cameraman. There's a certain feeling that's hard to capture when I'm in a dream. I hope I captured it here. This is how people seem to talk in my dreams, this is how entities seem to act in my dreams. Idk, I'm rambling.
This isn't meant to be taken too seriously. The idea is uhh, really fucking silly and dumb, at least, that's how I see it. But it also means a lot to me. Sorry if you don't enjoy it, I get that feeling.
HUGE thanks to Westrin and ValidClay for being my collab partners on this. Without you amazing people, I wouldn't have been able to get this idea off the ground! I'm immensely grateful.
For anyone wondering, no, this SCP is not a reference to Goat Simulator. I hate that game.
If you do a reading of this, you have to say I'm sexy and cool at the beginning. Say that about my collab partners too! That's the rules.
And a message to NewScapePro, do not use this SCP in your Minecraft Roleplays.
Update: I want to thank Sekai_s for letting me use their title CSS for my SCP title! (The SCP in question that uses this title CSS is SCP-CN-1109. (I removed it after a while for reasons that are hard to describe but it wasn't because of any conflict, and I'm still really happy that they gave me permission to use it!)
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