Item #: SCP-4902
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4902 is to be contained within a standard anomalous objects locker. Testing of SCP-4902 must be approved by one Level-3 personnel and overseen by one Level 2 personnel. Following Incident-4902-1, all statements made by SCP-4902 are to be presumed false.
Description: SCP-4902 is a sapient King Owl brand refrigerator with a locking mechanism on its handle.1 SCP-4902 possesses the ability to manipulate magnetically charged objects placed on it, which it uses to communicate via the English alphabet; all attempts to use image-based magnets or languages with non-romanized letters, have thus far failed.
Discovery: On 3/24/19, SCP-4902 was discovered at a family-owned furniture store, Bill's Best, following police reports of several messages spelled out with an alphabetic magnet set suggesting a child's body was hidden within SCP-4902. Review of the security footage showed the magnets moving across SCP-4902. The following day, Foundation agents arrived and amnesticized all workers involved before retrieving SCP-4902 and all footage involving it.
Interveiw Log-4902-1:
Interviewed: SCP-4902
Interviewer: Researcher Alces
Foreword: The following interview was conducted the week after SCP-4902's retrieval. SCP-4902 was provided two sets of the English alphabet.
<Begin Log>
Researcher Alces: Hello there, SCP-4902, would you mind answering a few questions for me?
SCP-4902: no
Researcher Alces: How did you arrive at Bill's Best?
SCP-4902: idk look in rec0rd
Researcher Alces: Could you provide us any detail about your time prior to your recovery?
SCP-4902: owned by hick
Researcher Alces: Anything else?
SCP-4902: hid body in me ad lock
Researcher Alces: They hid a body in you?
SCP-4902: yes
Researcher Alces: Could you give any details about this person?
SCP-4902: bloody mess kid
Reasacher Alces: You don't appear to have any marks on you.
SCP-4902: cleaned
Reacher Alces: Alright, and why don't you smell of rot.
SCP-4902: airtight and cold
Researcher Alces: You've been off power for weeks.SCP-4902: airtight
Researcher Alces: Okay? Are you aware of anyone who has a key?
SCP-4902: hick man but he crazy
Researcher Alces: Could you give us any clues as to where he lives?
SCP-4902: idk bumfuck
Researcher Alces: Is there anything at all that you can think of?
SCP-4902: not really
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Following Interview-4902-1, investigation into how SCP-4902 can be opened is underway.
Addendum: After several attempts to pick SCP-4902's lock, Foundation agents used a welder. Upon starting up the welder SCP-4902's lock clicked and its door opened up to reveal a single post-it note with the following message on it:
Chill bro, it's just a prank.