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Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down.

You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A
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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 2479 283 21 Apr 2017 04:14 06 Jan 2024 17:30
SCP-5999 1642 298 20 Jan 2020 20:39 25 Feb 2024 02:59
SCP-3280 628 61 20 Feb 2018 04:46 06 Jan 2024 17:29
SCP-783 534 68 03 Jun 2018 03:03 24 Aug 2023 23:40
SCP-2193 502 78 18 Sep 2016 07:41 06 Jan 2024 17:29
SCP-3980 492 68 17 Feb 2018 08:11 06 Jan 2024 17:29
SCP-1661 274 22 25 Mar 2018 01:19 08 Oct 2022 18:29
SCP-2923 234 51 28 Apr 2016 14:40 06 Jan 2024 17:29
SCP-2385 224 35 07 Jan 2017 01:07 06 Jan 2024 17:31
SCP-3963 218 33 14 Jul 2017 06:07 06 Jan 2024 17:29
SCP-4910 213 118 30 Nov 2018 06:00 04 Feb 2023 04:15
SCP-3246 155 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 27 Mar 2024 11:10
SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
Ihp/Locke Proposal 508 101 05 May 2021 23:24 01 Nov 2023 23:15
SCP-7676 397 74 28 Jul 2022 22:37 23 Jan 2024 15:30
SCP-012-EX 192 24 01 Oct 2021 13:29 03 Jan 2023 09:30
SCP-5311 134 22 08 Mar 2021 02:01 29 Jan 2024 08:51
SCP-6430 110 16 19 Apr 2022 20:46 22 Oct 2022 16:27
SCP-7427 99 21 03 Sep 2023 16:13 23 Jan 2024 15:33
SCP-7932 95 23 28 Oct 2022 23:09 28 Mar 2024 14:59
SCP-6110 89 11 06 Oct 2021 15:44 03 Oct 2022 13:35

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 324 32 31 Oct 2016 09:53 06 Jan 2024 17:30
Reap What You Sew 102 11 16 Feb 2017 18:32 06 Jan 2024 17:24
Paradigm Shift 84 5 30 May 2017 14:16 06 Jan 2024 17:24
A Reason To Die 47 12 18 Sep 2016 04:39 06 Jan 2024 17:26
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 32 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 22 Sep 2022 17:10
Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Heart and Sol 197 18 21 Feb 2021 03:43 25 Jul 2022 17:16
From Above 35 6 26 Aug 2021 05:00 03 May 2022 14:42

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 290 24 18 Feb 2018 06:22 06 Jan 2024 17:30
SPC-2935 151 20 02 Apr 2018 00:47 08 May 2022 15:31
LTE-2712-Bosch 149 49 20 Jul 2016 16:39 05 Nov 2021 12:11
P'rantortiz the Vile 138 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 06 Jan 2024 17:24
GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 242 31 23 Jul 2018 05:12 26 Aug 2023 22:23
Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
Project Isorropía 191 93 06 May 2021 00:11 06 Jan 2024 18:00
SCP-783-L2 82 13 24 Aug 2021 04:08 26 Aug 2023 23:00

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Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.

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